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Funny QuotesI intend to live forever. So far, so good.? Steven Wright
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.? Kyle Chandle
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.? Albert Einstein
I�ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that�s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.? Cassandra Duffy
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.? Robert Frost
Whoever said, �It�s not whether you win or lose that counts,� probably lost.? Martina Navratilova
If you fall, I�ll always be there.? The Floor
Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?!? Naruto Uzumaki
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.? A.A. Milne
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.? Unknown
Even if you are on the right track, you�ll get run over if you just sit there.? Will Rogers
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.? Mark Twain
Try to be like the turtle � at ease in your own shell.? Bill Copeland
Life is like a sewer� what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.? Tom Lehrer
Change is not a four letter word� but often your reaction to it is!? Jeffrey Gitomer
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.? Truman Capote
People often say that motivation doesn�t last. Well, neither does bathing � that�s why we recommend it daily.? Zig Ziglar
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.? Dalai Lama
When I hear somebody sigh, �Life is hard,� I am always tempted to ask, �Compared to what?�? Sydney Harris
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.? Lily Tomlin
Well-behaved women seldom make history.? Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.? Thomas Eddison
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.? Steve Martin
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?? George Carlin
You can�t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.? Jack London
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.? Isaac Asimov
If you�re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.? Marie Osmond
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.? Roger Staubach
Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.? Unknown
Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.? Danny Kaye
If you hit the target every time it�s too near or too big.? Tom Hirshfield
There�s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.? Bill Watterson
If you don�t design your own life plan, chances are you�ll fall into someone else�s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.? Unknown
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what�s empty. Empty what�s full. Scratch where it itches.? Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.? Voltaire
I didn�t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.? Benjamin Franklin
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing �til it gets there.? Josh Billings
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.? Cathy Guisewite
Good things come to those who wait� greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.? Unknown
Don�t worry about the world coming to an end today. It�s already tomorrow in Australia.? Charles Schulz
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you�re alive it isn�t.? Richard Bach
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