Merry Christmas to all of you. As you know that christmas is not so far now and every one is searching for new year related Jokes. Many people likes to send adult jokes on new year with their best friends. So here we are sharing the best adult jokes for Merry Christmas xmas 2017 eve.
Merry Christmas 2017 adult Jokes
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who�s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
Will: What�s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don�t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: Why was Santa�s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Saint Nicholas is the main Clause.
His wife is a relative Clause.
His children are dependent Clauses.
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause.
Santa?s elves are subordinate Clauses.
Knock Knock
Who�s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Q: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
A: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
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