Happy New Year 2017 Adult Jokes

Happy New Year to all of you. As you know that new year is not so far now and every one is searching for new year related Jokes. Many people likes to send adult jokes on new year with their best friends. So here we are sharing the best adult jokes for happy new year 2017 eve.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

My New Years resolution is 1080p

Girl:Its 2 tight

Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I cant,

Gal:Its painful,

Boy:Forget it.

Well buy new WEDDING RING!

2009: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2010: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2011: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2012: I will work out 3 days a week.

2013: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

How to Quit Smoking

Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.

'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.

'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'

'Phase one?' wonders Ken.

'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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Happy New Year 2017 Adult Jokes

Happy New Year 2017 Adult Jokes

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