"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."? Bill Watterson
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it? F. Scott Fitzgerald
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."? Doug Larson
"Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.? Casey Stengel
'The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.'? Chuck Palahniuk
"I hate weekends because there is no stock market."? Rene Rivkin
Spending a weekend with Hitler would have been boring in the extreme, although you would have had a greater certainty in coming back alive? Alan Bullock
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them."? John Shirley
"I'm learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company."? Zoe Saldana
If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea.? rick mercer
"Always strive to excel, but only on weekends."? Richard Rorty
"Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do."? Richard Nelson Bolles
"Seeing the family is a very important part of my weekend."? Susannah York
�May You Celebrate these weekend with fullest love and entertainment and may you gain the energy of happiness, Have a nice weekend�
�Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.�? Anthony Burgess
�Weekends don�t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.�? Bill Watterson
�The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.�? Chuck Palahniuk
Hands up if you�re ready to do something you�ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.? Florence Welch
I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.? Debasish Mridha
�The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.�? Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
�I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel."? Audrey Hepburn
�Music always sounds better on Friday.�? Lou Brutus
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.? S.A. Sachs
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.? Jean Rhys
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.? Jimmy Buffett
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.? Arnot Sheppard
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.? Robert M. Gates
Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.? Catherine McCormack
Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.? ulian Fellowes
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.? Chuck Palahniuk
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.? F. Scott Fitzgerald
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.? Lyndon B. Johnson
How pleasant is Saturday night, When I've tried all the week to be good, And not spoke a word that was bad, And obliged everyone that I could.? Nancy Sproat
Why wait for the weekend to have fun.? Loesje
A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.? Proverb
Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.? Elizabeth Eulberg
I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.? Michael Moore
Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up!? unknown
The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!? unknown
When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!? Jonathan Brandis
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF-?Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. ? Richard Nelson Bolles
You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.? Derek Jeter
I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.? Helen Mirren
No weekend, all weakened.? Toba Beta
After luncheon the sun, conscious that it was Saturday, would blaze an hour longer in the zenith...? Marcel Proust
When you're single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they're like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.? Adelle Waldman
Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?? unknown
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?? Hal Borland
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.? Anthony Burgess
Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.? Casey Stengel
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.? Rita Rudner
Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.? Rodney Marsh
Of all the days that's in the week I dearly love but one day And that's the day that comes betwixt A Saturday and Monday.? Henry Carey
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.? Ogden Nash
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.? Diana Jordan
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.? Zenna Scha
Pretend like it's the weekend, ... We could pretend it all the time.? Jack Johnson
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.? Bo Bennett
It's a weekend course. It's usually a Friday night, all-day Saturday and half-day Sunday deal. You talk textbook stuff and theory Friday night, and then you're on the bike all day Saturday.? Alex Hyatt
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